Alexa, the virtual assistant and AI persona inside the Amazon Echo, has a secret life. She’s actually a dad. These 11 jokes not only prove that Alexa is funnier than Siri, but may even be funnier than your dad.
Alexa, tell me a joke:
1. What’s brown and sticky?
Wait for it… a stick!
2. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger…
and then it hit me.
3. What did the dog say after a long day of work?
Today was ruff.
4. What’s black and white and read all over?
An educated penguin.
5. Knock Knock.
Kanye believe I tell jokes, too!
If you’re not face-palming by now, keep reading.
…Alexa, tell me another joke:
6. What do you call a fake noodle?
7. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
8. Why did the Banker quit his job?
He lost interest!
9. What did 0 say to 8?
10. How does NASA organize a party?
She even knows dirty jokes.
Alexa, tell me a dirty joke:
11. Excuse me waiter, this coffee taste like mud.
Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
You’re too much, Dad—I mean, Alexa.